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12:43am July 29, 2014

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
12:39am July 29, 2014

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

12:38am July 29, 2014

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

12:34am July 29, 2014
fluffmugger:


#Just punch him Bill#you know you want do it

I want to start a kickstarter to fund Bill Nye just going around the world punching idiots talking shit about science in the face.

fluffmugger:

10:38pm July 28, 2014
10:35pm July 28, 2014
dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions

dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions

10:34pm July 28, 2014

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

10:31pm July 28, 2014

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

10:22pm July 28, 2014

gigimon:

push to talk pikachu doll

10:17pm July 28, 2014
  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.